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FAQ

I can't / won't use Paypal, for it is evil.

Not using Paypal? Contact us on merchandise AT monolith-deathcult.com for other payment options; which include direct bank transfers.

Hey, what's the deal with tax?

We use Paypal's settings for tax. This means that tax is added during checkout, but only if you're from within the European Union. Outside the EU no tax is added, BUT you and only you are responsible for any taxes / import duties / fees / bribes imposed by your own government.

Returns policy

Returns are not accepted without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat and recycled as firelighters.

Will you sign my CD / Vinyl / Shirt / Commemorative oven glove in the shape of a commemorate oven glove (sold out!)?

Sure thing. Just leave a note at checkout. Please be patient - sometimes it takes a while before all band members are together again and all band members can sign, so it could take a few extra weeks before we actually ship the item.

I think you're fucking awesome!

We know.

I think you're fucking lame!

We know.

Why? Please God why?

Don't ask us. Ask your local priest or mental health worker.