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Women's Female Girlies - handmade

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10.00 - On Sale

Look outside. See that? Everyone's wearing longsleeves. NOW GO COMPLETELY REBEL and wear this shirt with short sleeves. Hugs your female bosom like something that really hugs your girlie mammaries.

On offer is a deliciously crafted garment of the finest generic unfair trade cotton. You will attract significantly more sexual partners and/or homicidal axe-wielding maniacs when wearing this. Death by sex GUARANTEED!*)
*) This is not a guarantee.

Front print only (because let's be fair, how often do you look at your own back despite people saying you should always watch your back?). Sleeve print on two designs: Fist of Stalin (no band logo) and Connect the Goddamn Dots.

NOT A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT FOR RED WINE, CHOCOLATE AND A CAT.