Bloodcvlts "Death Toll" T-shirt

You might want to read the fine print on this one. Bloodcvlts blood-spattered front (may or may not be real blood, DNA-test pending), genocidal tour dates on back.

FINE PRINT:
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The cotton garment (hereafter referred to as: "t-shirt") intended to be worn by homo sapiens (hereafter referred to as: "you") is being offered as merchandise (hereafter referred to as: "fanboy ripoff") and shall be used by the end-user (hereafter referred to as: "you") subject to the end-user license agreement (hereafter referred to as: "you're fucked") and all statutory and lawful agreements (hereafter referred to as: "lolwut") and such things (hereafter referred to as: "drivel"). May the farce be with you.
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