Trivmvirate "Master of the Bryansk Forest" T-shirt
Don't go to school. Get a Master of the Bryansk Forest (MBf) certified dual degree from both the University of Deathcult, and the University of Maximegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious (MISPWOSO).
Full-colour front, two-tone back. Black inside. Cotton black. Black. Black. None more black.
May contain traces of the Herring Sandwich Experiments.
...Did you know he was Bachelor of the Bryansk Forest before he graduated?