The Shirt who makes Trophies of Men

C6H10O5. Does that scare you?

It's not a wifi password, it's the chemical formula of cellulose. You'd better not be scared, because that's that most of this T-shirt is made out of.

You can do exciting things with this T-shirt, like filter radioactive water when The Shit hits The Fan; light it on fire to warm you during those cold nights spent watching hedgehogs walk through the garden; or - here's a novel idea: wear it! As clothing! What will they think of next.

(It's a T-shirt. It's got a front print. What else can we say.)