V3 - Face masks
Are you ugly in 2021? No fear, we can solve up to 50% of that problem!
The official TMDC face masks are here. Certified effective*) by the independent**) scientific***) TMDC Research****) Foundation.
- Includes invisible, untouchable, unsmellable 5G filter.
- Washable up to 90 degrees celcius
- Made of 250 g / m^2 Polyamide
- Size: 13 x 17 cm
- Contains no harmful substances (OEKO-TEX 100 certified)
- Not great with dry white wines, would recommend sweeter wines
*) Effective in making us money
**) Independent of any facts or reality
***) As independently assessed by TMDC key opinion leaders RNK, MJD and CA (p<.05)
****) Ha ha ha